Wrecked Car Blanket

Smart! Portuguese Sleep Association reminds you that driving tired can kill.

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Go the Fuck to Sleep

Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant.

Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach's verses and Ricardo Cortés' illustrations perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process.

Here is a sample verse:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.


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Dear Cab Driver Napkin

Get drunk much?! Make sure you don't wake up in a ditch!!! Let your cab driver know where to drop you off and ofcourse where to find your money!

Buy some here.

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Mila's Daydreams

Mila's Daydreams by Adele for her little daughter Mila.

Adele says, "This is my maternity leave hobby. While my baby is taking her nap, I try to imagine her dream and capture it. "

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